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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 12, 1897)
.i i ' i i e ÿ i ^ f ^ S * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____— ................................................................* T te LIKE A MIRACLE Desirable i Locomotor Ataxia Sufferer Was Cured. * * <»• From Ou Evening Newt, Detroit, Mich. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I portant business camo in and we sent our now agricultural editor iu onr place. He has a voice like a two ton fog COMES TO TOWN horn and is cross eyed and has hair like tiristl.s. He relates that he suw Mr. ARSENAL. Clark waiting while yet half a mile away, und w lieu he had decreased that M nt O ir r x la n i (In lr b W as Cbaufretl a n d th e distance oue-lialf our agricultural mau I o w a W »« N ot P a in te d R ed a . In Day» uttered a yell. It was oue of his ordi nary yells around the office to summon o f T o r e - s a d M i«hap to a C h lr a x » S p i n the copy boy, but it lifted Editor Clark l « p e r M an. iuto the saddle and started him for A Chiengo newspaper man who wnn- home nt a gallop, aud though ho was «b-red this way one day last week walked pursued and coaxed aud entreuted to into The Kicker office mid sent os his stop he only made the pace the hotter. cant We happened to ho out, and the He will probably try to get ont of it by agricultural editor received the card and saying we sent a Land of assassins to do then went out with two guns and held him up, but that won’t wash Mr. rbe poor inau up against Ibe wall for Clurk is nu ignoramus und a duffer, aud half an hour till wo could 1« scut for. the lirst time we happen over to Grass In doing this he acted under the b elief, ' Vullt'7 we shall lead him arouud a block that the mau was an assijissiii. The cast- by tho nose and demand an ample apol era way is to send your card to the ed-' ogy for the trouble he has made us. itor, suit if ho doesn’t like tho looks of M Q uad . yonr name or out) corner of your card K nd o f III. R o m a n e s. has been torn off in tho teeth of a bear- "Men promts»-so much,” said the trap ho sends back word that it is his busy day. It is not the western way. maiden, with a little sigh “ O dc never however. If you want to see a western known how far one may trust them. I editor, and particularly an Arizona ed dare say,” she continued, drawing cir Itor, yon Just walk into the shop and cles ou the carpet with the too of her kick the sanctum door open and utter u shoo and looking at him pensively, yell of welcome, if you have a guu in "you would agree to buy me some dav yonr band, it may hold him down until a bicycle of the very latest aud best pat ycra cau explain thut you culled to shako tern if 1 should listeu to your protesta hands instead of to shoot. No cards for tions"— “ Mabel Millsap," exclaimed the us. Just wain right it. and feel at home, and if wo aro winding our cuckoo clock young man, seizing her hand, “ if it when yon enter please drop into the will bring mo the slightest claim ou your favor, 1 will bring you within two chair at the head of the table. hours any wheel you waut and make O ld T im e« G one A w ay. HI h bouor the mayor (who is onrflelf) you n present of it ” "Then bring metho Ferris wheel," received word tho other day from old John Stark, who lives in a cave 25 she said, clasping her hands together miles ttway, that he would enter Give- aud flashing a iitdiaut smile ut the in adum Gulch on Wednesday mid hold up fatuated youth. Without a word ho put his hat ou his the town for four hours. We were ready for bint At 1 o’clock in the uf leruoon head aud rushed out into tho garish, tho distant rumble of thunder proved mocking, unsympathetic glare of a that old John was approaching the city ccii, raw, cast windy afternoon The line Teo minutes la.er there were yells pneumatic tire of his hopes had col and shouts as of u baud of warriors, ttud lapsed forever.—Chicago Tribune. flvo minutes after that the man was in Dementi». »be lecknp and wondering whu’t sort of He—Wlint is a crank? a transformation bad taken place, lie gbe— Why, a person with one idea. bad on him a rifle, u shotgun, two re "Would you call me a crank?" volvers, a single barreled pistol, two “■Why, no I never pave yon credit knives and a tomahawk, and yet no one was hurt. Up to a year ago old John for having ouo idea. ” — Yonkers States used to hold n n th e tow n t e r n l-rlv once man T H E ARIZONA KICKER I li A u A m e r ic a n llr ld e . It w is at a wedding supper, and the bride—iu a poke bonnet of white chip trimmed with white roses and mull str'ngs tied iu a bow under her chin— aat beside her husband of an hour. He is an Englishman, bite is proud of the blood of Bunker Hill heroes, which, she says, is in 1 *-r veins. The best man, who sat beside the prettiest bridesmaid, is also a Britisher. Two of the ushers were from fair Albion. So what could bo more natural than, after drinking the health of the bride aud the bride groom and the bridesmaids aud every one else closely or remotely associated with tho festive occasion whom any oue could think of, that the htidegroom should say to his fair you: g wife, “ Now, Maiguerite, say, ‘God bless the queen.’ ’’ Immediately a trio of manly voices secosded the motion and . glasses were rais d to drink to the Queen. The bride, sweet and meek aud sub missive looking us a white rose, only smiled. "To the health of the quciu,” repeated the bridegroom. "bay it, u y dear." “ To the health of vs a ll,” said the bride, with a childlike smile. “ No, that isn’t it. Say ‘to the q::i rn ’ ” re peated the bold Briton. “ Yon have promised to honor and obey, you kuow.” Bnt the little Aroericun bride only smiled aud shook her head in its Victoria poke bonnet und said, in a voice as gentle as a summer breeze', “ No, 1 won't say it.” Aud sho diea’t.—New York Commercial. «W * James Crocket, --------- - . Rviug in Detroit. Mich., at 88 Montcalm Street, was asked ubont his wonderful core. “ First,’’ he Mild, “ I must tell you some- thing o f m y life before my almost fatal sic.;- ness. I was born in Scotland in 1822, and came to this country in 1S48. 1 am a marine engineer by timle. in 1872 I was in the employ of the Detroit and Cleveland Navi gation Co., and for fifteen years I was chief engineer on one of their big passenger steamer». Uy first boat was the R. K . l.iec, which was burned at the docks- Then I was transferred to the Ruhie, which was chartered to make the run between Detroit and Cleveland. “ I brought out the new steamer the City of the Straits,’ and for years acted ns her chief engineer. It is a great responsibility, tlie position of chief engineer on those big passenger palaces. Thousands of lives are held in the keeping of the engineer. The snxiety causes a great nervous strain, anti the strictest attention is necessary, hot lor a moment must he lose his watchfulness. “ For fifteen years I carefully watched the big engines and boilers without a single accident, and onto noticed that I was getting nervous. Suddenly without warning I was taken sick, and in less than a week I was prostrated. I had the best of physicians. I grew gradually worse, and at the council of doctors, they said I had nervous prostra tion, and had destroyed my whole nervous svsteni nnd would never be able to be up again. Ther said I had worn myself out by the Ion1? nervous strain caused by watching mid worrying about the machinery, ror three long years I was unable to move from mv bed without assistance. The doctor said I had locomotor ataxia, and would never be able to walk again. “ The pains and suffering I experienced during those years are almost indescribable. g y * — Stars in . g 3 .“ « ~ bags arouud me to good-bye when g.HMl.bj[e whe. that came to see me bid n.e »up. thpv left, me and 1 was given up The < tors said nothing more could be J* “ W e tried every known remedy, and l wife kept reading the an cles about lr . W illiam.’ I’ink Pill» for Fait People to me. Finally »be Jh,T ?“ 'J co?', u m nnd she wanted to know if I w?“ it 7rst l"x I To please her I consented, and the lirst. w x rave me relief. I continued to use them for about two years before I couhl get «<"“£ h enough to walk. It came slow but '.“ "'i i what I am to-day 1» due wholly to Dr. Wit Hams’ Pink Pills tor Pale People. ” 1 am nearly acventy-five years old to day, and there is not a man in the whole city that can kick higher or wulk further than I can I to-day. i f any one has locomotor ataxia | that reads thisf let them come and seei tne to-day. Can you tell me a man t°-d“J' this tie eity that can do better than that. « id Mr. Crocket, as he kicked the reporter’s ’ hat, which was held high above his head. “ Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pa e P«»- pie made me what I am to-day. I only wish I could persuade others to do us I did, and take them before it is too late. „ (Signed) “ J am i s C rocket . Refore me, a Notary Public, personal T appeared James Crocket, wlio sjgn«l aid ¡¡wme to ibe alwve statement us beiug true in And The A R T S a n . c i £3 O I E 3STO E S > Sold With eVer5R,OBERT E.'nvu., J«., Notary Public. Wayne County, M ich. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People are sold in boxes (never iu loose form by the dozen or hundred, and the publio arecau tioned against numerous imitations sold In this shape) at 60 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50, and may be had of all drurgurt i or direct by mail from Dr. Williams Mediclaa Company, Schenectady, N. Y. -TKtHJ W E S T - tei ANTED-TRUSTWORTHY AND LOVE’S YOUNG DREAM. f t S e e m e d F a d in g A w ay, b u t M tw Sin lfl M er e ly M isu n d e r sto o d H im . W active gentlemen or ladies to trsvel for responsible, established bouse in Oregon, Monthly fflS.OOand expenses. Sim had met him at the door with ft Position steady. Reference. Enclose loving kiss, but a moment later, when self-addressed stamped envelope. The W o m e n V oter» In N ow Z ea la n d . they had taken seats iu the parlor, she Dominion Company, Dept. Y Chicago. In the geun:.l election which was rapidly removed the six engagement held simultaneously with the liquer rings ho had given ber and handed them diction the ìl T u e lic e of women v< 'n s over wit!» the remark: THE COLLEGE BOY’S TALE. "Mr. Samuel X. Johnsing, I’zo frew wns fdticm^aratively little, they going iu the umili with the mm. The govern- wid yo’ uud yo’r deceit, and yo can cou- I t W a s I u g e n lo n s , a n d H is F a th e r Con sid e r e d l l l m V ery U n fo rtu n a te. went of Mr. Beiitlou wus fiercely attntk- t r our engagement dun busted in The boy was home from college for a eel because of ita financial policy; be I ,o.” “ W-whatl” he gasped as tho jewelry brief vacation, but he was not alone. [ cause it was said to f ' u cut class inter ests and enmities; b( cause it subsidized dropped from his trembling hand aud Several stories of escapades had preced- ! Ihe press and increased taxation. But great beads of perspiration camo out on C(j Him, and they were waiting in his the government could undoubtedly show h. i forehead. “ Hain’t yo’ my true lub father’s private office tho first time he None who are engaged in any of tlie m echanical that it had carried into law several far- no mo’?“ and the old gentleman met there. “ No, sab. " she replied coldly. "A Of course the boy could explain them leaching measures for tho iwproveuit ut pursuits can succeed without reading and of the lot of the workers, uud the elect man may deceib dis lady once, but da without difficulty. There never was a ors returned it with a majority of about second time she’s gwine to diseert her- | Hoy who went to college who could not studying this standard Magazine of Sciences self.” ! explain anything without difficulty, ^0 per cent. “ B-but, muh angel,” he stammer- but there is a wido difference between Yi’ritiug of the woman’s vote in this and mechanical Arts. It is illustrated w ith election, Sir Booert Stout says in the e l, “ who’s bin puttin dis trash in yo’r : explaining a thing and convincing a Austra inn Review cf Reviews: "It can sweet head'bout mo dcceibiu yo’?” j wise old father who has seen a little all modern cuts of latest inventions iu all not be s a id that purity cf administra “ No oue, sab. I dun duu seen do hull something of life himself of the truth the branches of mechanism, aud its fund o f tion or the charm b r of the candidates thing wid my own two eyes.” fulness of the explanation. Any hoy “ B-but bow’d I do it, inuh lubbly who has boen at college and come home loomed larger in the tyts of women knowledge is inseparably connected w ith in than in thoso of men. The prediction drcaui, bow’d I do it?” again can testify to that. "Mr. Johnsing,” she answered, “ I’zo tliut party zeal and partisan feeling Therefore the old gentleman looked ventors and mechanics. Sold w ith T ub would not blind them to tho defects mighty young, mighty innercent, and pained when the boy tried to tell him of the character of candidates has not as trustin as a spring chicken, but I ’ze that tho size of the item opposite "text W est at clubbing rates. w been fulfilled. A few membfrs have get ryes and saw yo’ wipiu off dat kiss books” iu his expen ;o account was oc been illum ed to tlte house whose char I ’slowed oa yo’ as yo’ come iu dis casioned by the fact that for seme un acter for Rohriity doe» not stand high, eav, nin. ” accountable reason they had changed and women were found supporting " I—I nebber did, muh”— the books iu the middle of the term, them just as much us men. It cauur.t "Dis am do second time yo’ dun det aud that in consequence it had been lie said that women were any dif. n i t low down trick, sail, and I eau nebber necessary for him to get a complete in their voting troni their husbuuds trust yo’ no mo’. Huh, and only las’ new si t. brothers. Thty were carried av t y . night yo’ said dose kisses was dearer to He also looked pained, but continued | as mueh by party «Tic» i s tin- men v to hold his peace, when tho boy explain- yo’ (h ili pigs’ feetl” uud the purty «icniiuut.il them."—1 ■ "B-hut” — ed that he was not the youth who was | ‘And den yo’ wipe ’em off as if dey arrested for trying to kick the top of a dou E c h o . _________ was dirt. Mr. Johnsing, lcab me while lamppost off to win a bottle of charn- U o e b te S titrted I..Tret«. I shell bitter tears over my pore broken pague, and that the mistake was dne en-1 History repeuts itself pi rl aps oft tirely to the fact that the collam got heart. ” in the matter of uri ss than atiy i lie had been doing a deal of thinking mixed up iu the wash, with tlie result respect. Years ago the fash'..u cf i- while she was talking, and there was a that a most disreputable young fellow ranging trimming on the dress skirt to look i f injured innocence on his face as who hailed from Denver or some other simulate an overdress was merely t' lie stood op aud said: faraway place was wearing a collar stepping stone to the actual overskirt "Miss «miff, sometimes things hain’t with his name ou it that night. Of This monthly m agazine is one of the verj tiiat soon followed. And now coufu-dnu jes’ w hat dey seem, and dis am oue of course the police gave tho uumc on the | is worse confounded by mixing the an tie times. 'Stead of wipiu off dose kisses collar to the reporters. best printed in th is country, and is mi J tique and modem iu present modes yo’ sp ak cf I was jes’ rubbin dem in There were also a few minor explaua-1 to all subscribers at rates within lb with double skirltd effects. We have kaso dev was so sweot ” tions of celebrations iu which wiuo was the overskirt hinted at liy outlim s of And then the cold look disappeared considerably freer than water ut a Pro ability of all to pay. It is finely ill« ruffles, braids and all tho new trim from Miss “ Emiff’s” face, the engage-1 hibition banquet, conditions imposed ut ming*, and even the hustle is favorably Eient rings were hunted up nnd restored the latest examinations anil trouble that ' trated and presents the namefioffinnw looked npon by many. Whether Ibis all to her lingers, and the lovemaking that wTas the outgrowth of “ cutting” chapel, ' weans a return to the heavy druperiis, went oa iu that room during the next aud with each artistic story told the] and tet no one was hurt . authors as contributors. T he Wfii steels iu the bulks of skirts anil 11; bi i.r could have beeu heard a block weariness of the old gentleman appeared bustle effects remains to he seru. Lo\ av. ay.—New York Sunday Journal. and the Cosmopolitan are sold fit rt to increase. llln lluiilneM . ever, if negative ht ad shakings on t e a month and had eomo to lock upon it "VVhut an unfortunate thing it was They sat in silence for some time. purt of the eeusiLle and enwiort 1 vii.g T w o F a v o r ites. a» bit privilege He can't understand I duced rates at this office. for you,” he said at last with what Why old rime« have passed away and a I “ Of wliut are you thinking?’’ he final women and designerà it eau uuyt. :.g, A gentleman walking upon the street seemed to be sincere regret, “ that yonr this scare ia only for the niouit l — was beset at the heels by a yelping father was net bora a blamed fool!”—- new deal baa taken place. Wlieu given ly asked. She blnshed and fidgeted uneaaily iu Woman's Home Companion. Ida liberty Thursday morning, he broke black and tan dog, the owner of which, Chicago Post. down and wept, aud be oolcuinly as her chair for a minute j.ist h 'hina, Beemed quite oblivious to "Never u.iud, ’’ she returned sharply. W o m e n »» A fr ic a n T ra v eler» . cured ns that be should buy a burrel of her «log's behavior. SH E WAS IMPROVING. i Mtnky and a bag of meal and never "It’s yonr business to proposo, uot This expression, "The peulier sex are Feeing that tho woman made noeffort mine. “—Chicago Post leave bin cave again except to hang tramping through Africa,” would be to call off tho animal, the gentleman A nd H e r S o c ie ty F o r th e P u rification of himself We feel ,orry for the old man rather inappropriate wlnu at Jibed to turned upon iiis persecutor aud admin E n g lis h W as a G reat T h in g. A Nvw A p p lic a tio n . and a few others like him, bnt who can women, and so one might iu a in re istered a hearty kick, which made the "Yes,” said the fair young girl iu re ft. B. Teacher—1 read in the papers •‘genteel“ paraphrase refer to tin ir enemy recoil, with his tail between hi» «hip the march of civilization? sponse to an inquiry, "our Society For of some nuuglity boys who cutoff a cat's •’waltzing“ or "pirouetting" or ’'cluis- legs and a loud kiyi. A M .< r » « » a b l. Ooeamnec. the Purification of the English Luu- tail Can any of yon tell mo why i t ' s seing" through the duik ecutiui ut. “ Brute,” cried the woman, "to kick gunge From Slang Expressions has got Thursday evening last. Mrs Major wrong iodo such a tiling? Miss Kingsley having visited the caii- a little i.og like thatl That little crea hustle on.” Hopkins gave a very recherche affair at Willy—Cause the Bible says. "What “ I suppose you mean by that expres her residence on Coehise place, aud tliat God hath joined together let uo muu nibal«, other laoies seem intuit (U sat ture, sir, is a pet anil is uuuseil to such isfying their natural curiosity, and ac treatment," aud she bestowed a freez sion that the society is meeting with It ended in a Immutable nianut r is not put asnuder "— Brooklyn Life. cordingly there arc Io be several books ing glance upon the offender. great success. ” in the least her faiilt. iudeed it was telling of women's expcrietiies iu the ” 1 bi f your pnrdon, ma’am,” replied “ Yes, didn’t I say that?” <ha fault of a man who was invited to We do not take potsession of onr ideas but are pofiaessed by thfi® O ne on th e J o h e r . benighted laud. Will lady touiim* i ;, a lie. "1 did uot mean to hurt your dog. “ Yon said it had got a hnstlo on.” he preoent through aeeident. ami whose A humorist leaps gnyly upon Ihe step They master us and force ns into the arena, “ Oh, I'm glad that no member heard «-»induct proved that he would have been of an omnibus anil cries cheerfully to tip Alriea? Evidently woman is ap Y’oa should have called him off when proaching ft higher sphere, but he w as l arking and snapping at my me say it, or I ’d hare been pinched for Where like gladiatora, we must fight for them." Hinre at home in a eowbciy cutup. We the conductor, "is the ark full?’ Will II conic with » rose or a brier! In i Is.’’ a fine. ” refer to the mo calk'd Colonel ('lay, who Such is the exalted motto of the Arena, and the Wi’d It conic w ith nbleosli g or c i- of “ No, sir," replies the jovial conduct “ He would not have hurt you, sir," “ Pinched?" liau been hanging about town for tho Will its bonnets be lower i r hit ’ c. > or, "we have kept a seat for you What rep!. i il the woman. "He is a p e t " “ Yes. I would have had to cough up V, ill its m orals lx- lieiter or w onset last four weeks und eluiuiiup to be in ho, within Ihnel Room for the uion entire contents of this m onthly m agazino "I i.iu not care to be bittcu by him, a nickel, yen know. That's the object —New Yoik Times. tonated in mines As we are the ac key ’’—Tit-Bits notv itli'Sauding that fact, ma’am,” re- of the society, aud I do think it's doing knowledged leader of society in Give are upon a piano and in keeping w ith ita turini the gentleman. “ I am some- mo a great deal of good. But I tell you adnm Gulch we were, of course, asked T h . S»o»»n'» Fan« I«-» In t l.lt » . Uarl« K1 h * u ’ b Windom. t' it.;: i f a favorite at home myself."— I was au ea«y murk when I first joined. ” I to lead the germuu. When everything motto. Tlie Arena’s gallery of em inent The belts this season are of fine kid, "When 1 sees how good some people “ An easy mark?” •was ready, the colonel instructed us treats pet animals an how hail dey treats with stiver, gilt filigree c.r f nunirh <1 Youth’« Com) anirn. thinkers is a group of interesting men and ’ “ Yes. The other members just had a that the first movement was a double l b « D ingaytrd (liln m n a n . buiiiiin (oiks, said Uuela Ebeu, "bit buiklcs. The huruesa li lta with aeverely cinch ou me. They would simply watch •hotte. Wo disputed him, and he culled liorsn' a’pri»« me ier liyab somebody say plain buckles are’considered vt rj stylish. Tlie p< lice of San Francisco have re- me talk and ring up fines on me. ” women, and their thoughts are worthy the ua a liar. Owing to the presence of la dat Ina dog is ’U mua faithful friend.’ A now style of belt has two bu< kit s, one een ly lieu enforcing the law prohibit “ What are the fines?" «Ilea we ignored him, bnt lie turned to ou either sido of the front, to make t’ . e consideration of all people, The Arena —Washington Star ing work ou Sunil.\y, especially against “ Oh, they pull your leg for a nickel Mr Davis, Captuin Scott and others w aistlin e look smaller. L eu tlirin w Cliin sc laundrymen. Laust Sunday, as a for every slang expression they cuteh and mad« himself no offeumvo thut ho sold with T he W est . may be had iu all color«, to tualeli all large h I of these offenders was being I'prll» o f l b . I l .a t .t l S p .ll. yon using. was finally knocked down and dragged “ Any heal prostration« iti yonr part gown«. Bidrk silk belts an most to- curt . to ja’.l iu the police andinlaiH'e, "And they caught you frequently, I »mtdoors in the atrngglo he pulled his coming toslont figures, us thiy fitehwe- a rt - i.< lit of thewestira addition asked the city?” did they?” gan and sent a hnllel into the leg of rx of "Yes, ly to the form. Slender bmklis give a oue uian knocked another inau the na si n and was informed by a po- •fudge Holden,iuflicling a severe wound "Did they? Well, if I hadn't taken a down for asking him if it was hot longer waist apparently. Jew«ied end lieeniau. "Y’ep," granted a disgusted brace on myself, I'd have been on my This broke up the patty, and the role enough for him "—Chicago Record. enameled ueita are drissy, but should Chinaman, who stood near, "man wo.rkce titl was given one hour in which to got never, nnder any eeinsideratiou, lie v.irn i-ut.il; y. he go jail— 'gainst law woikee uppers by this time. It took nearly all •ut of town. Ho got, and it will bo with cotton shirt waists or cotten ihiks - S,u.io:y Man no workce, he go jail— my month’s allowance to pay my fines A B O th .r M ay o f It. wtae in bin» not to rctnrn. We are not ea. Belt» i f all kiuua ure profetml I >4 vug. A:, eliea heap h—1 of count ly. ”— the first fortnight I belonged, hut I've ' "Do you Ihiuk Miss Flyte a flirt?" got to be such a wine guy now that they exactly op to Fifth avenue style out "Weil, when she caata her bread on inches wide.—Laoua’ Home Journal ArgiuauL don’t catch ine a little b i t ” here, hot w’e know when to doubleshnf the waters she exp'Ot« it to come back a “ You are a wise guy, are yon?" fio and when to prance Tho w liolo town A Vtaloa of Hammer. P la la B r r e d W o n ltl Do. wedding cake. ”«—Pick Me Up. "I am now, but my fines bought all fa sorrv today that the man was not Among the tea gown« for »uinu.tr The L dy at the Kitchen Door—No, liangi d lost« ud of beiug allowed to ride wear is one of pale piuk crepe d i i l . . : e J’v ' t: i th ug for you. I find it very hard the candy the club used the first four Nerwloa WMb Ja».- meetings after I joined. You see, thut Thera'» » " u ft.« u ,iliu a » ind"n Ihe m«a«l<'w tied iu with a mauve saab aud wid. a to i ike 1 oth t uds meet these «laya •way. A n ylua IMItar. Tlie <huam u-< » » >,j fluffy bow of mauve ut the throat One BI z/ d t i l l —If youse w ill make ia what we spend our fines for. No Th" lim a all nt uu»ra- id lh<- hour» Wo do not know the editor of the «if ei»l blue muslin is all tin ked aud to h i u«ls bread and never mind de alatig, no chocolate creams! You sis-, if That drag ilirtwigh t h . itrenmin« day D ra w Valley Banner in a personal way. flounced in a loose, floating eoat over a meat, I'll be puffekly satisfied, morn.— ia to the interest of memberi to Jolly And d o * u ihroagh Ih a b lo w m « bl.asnma aloug aequaiutaue« s and get them to We simply know that hta name iaClark mauve muslin umh'nin *s of the same Baltimore New«. AuU over l b . «’ »V « to n a .u lo join. Dou t yon think you’d like to be H i » . JaitkwKh h« r beer» '•.««M««. design, it is a perfect vision of sumn.rr. and that be ia mere competent iu a Uw .y»r- »lizM with a soul« come a member? I’ll propose you at the AiMMthesia au*l 1'nbliclty. A "lea eoat" of old time brocade, wnh m ental way to pound uund than to edit A s i.n l« th«» n v a la i h . »I««7 gold strip« s and flowety liuea of row s Dentist (as tho patient open« his very next neeting if you like. I'm n newspaper. We said so a few days Of IU. re I'beeri«. Hawing fire dead sure you won’t get the marlle A m i I fill her b rtein ii»« ls»a«a. u o , after looking over hia !.isl issne, uud forgetineiiots, 1» ranght in at the eye»)—It ’a o n t WMlo »lie fill* my M»d w ith d e sire which was a diagrurc to civilization, waiat nya broad blaek aash which faila F.iiie t (still di ivy from the paa>— heart. What? Won't you join? Not Just A nd ih tn . when t h . t»«» • fieislrei. ou om side. Il op« u» over an uadi rnre«s V «, «ff i arse. I never go« drank iu my now? But perhaps you w ill some «ther and be aent na a note daring oa to meet u- fa r t at Ihe ot.l fra » « are «I white lucusMlini' with narrow ruftle«- life t. .t it didn't get out —Detroit tiiue? Here’s w here I get off. Well, oe him at the croasiug of Patitb« r crock at X jd J»' s nds ih» frttil Io Ih.- .It» , loag! —.t in Y v,a k .Ui*«*ay J.iuiaa,. «A mu —»*• K «V>ll «rs « olare .Crete»«'«’«' ifi Scientific American.- THE EDSMnPnLITftN, THE ARENA LOOK OVER THIS CR< MAKE YOUR SELECTION* THE WEST. FLORENCE.'